Simen up to Stretech

If Leah asks, do not sign up for stretching club.

so I told leah that I would like to practice flexibility a little more. She took that and ran with it.

first I was presented with a signup sheet, and had to sign my name. Then the first class started immediately. It was a pretty intense course. And the stretching part was only a minor component to the overall program.

We started pretty easy, butterfly, sitting pike, a few lunges. Then it got crazy fast. We had to do the splits — and hold our hand up while in them. Then straddles. Quickly onto bridges and back bends. There were more but I kinda blacked out after the tuck jumps and tuck pushups.

So if you ever see the form, don’t sign it.