Kelly: Did daddy make you waffles for breakfast?

Leah: Yeah.

Kelly: What kind did you have, blueberry?

Leah: No Laurence had blueberry, I had the other kind.

Kelly: You had buttermilk?

Leah: Actually Mom, they put real butter on it, not buttermilk.

Bonus conversation, phone marketer moments ago:

Phone Marketer: I am a calling from the Washington Post.

Me: That’s too bad

Phone Marketer: Heh, nobody reads newspapers anymore.

Me: yeah, we have the internet.

Phone Marketer: Okay, we will update our records.