Kelly: Did daddy make you waffles for breakfast?
Kelly: What kind did you have, blueberry?
Leah: No Laurence had blueberry, I had the other kind.
Kelly: You had buttermilk?
Leah: Actually Mom, they put real butter on it, not buttermilk.
Bonus conversation, phone marketer moments ago:
Phone Marketer: I am a calling from the Washington Post.
Me: That’s too bad
Phone Marketer: Heh, nobody reads newspapers anymore.
Me: yeah, we have the internet.
Phone Marketer: Okay, we will update our records.