Thank you craigs list:
Note to wife: I am very sorry I ruined your fun basement, as it is a scary weight room with a giant foof.
Oh, and if anyone wants some standard weight plates (oh, say 235 lbs of them), a EZ curl bar, big ol’ bench with preacher, or a beafy leg press let me know. Cause I have them, and they sure are runinin’ my wife’s basement. Quick. She gets home today. I better go hide.