I raked in the loot: a new phone, a sweet winter coat, fun electric razor, and the best belt ever. Gotta give everyone a proper punch in the belly to thank them. Plus I recieved more phone calls to wish me a happy day than I have ever recieved before. Super fun.

And now a joke:x and ex are walking down the street. They encounter d/dx, who operates on them. x disappears. ex survives, thanking the math gods that he is immune to differential operators. While walking on, he encounters another operator coming toward him. “Who are you?” he asks. “I’m d/dy,” the operator answers.

Shuddup, I never said I wasn’t a geek.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks “how much for a beer?” The bartender replies “for you, no charge.”Yeah yeah, I know.